Titles are difficult

May 21

(via fortressofself)

So, you’re this Funke everyone’s been talking about. You can’t be more than what? Fifteen?

(via meereeneseknot)

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(via fag-patrol)

mallorina:

shit this made me laugh

“Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.”

(via lilscrunchie)

May 20

*starts having an anxiety attack but then just gets really depressed*

(via butts4ever)

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(via monsieur--antichrist)

fortressofself:

this shit made me feel so uncomfortable

(via thebluthcompany)

ikenbot:

confusedtree:

In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists

yes please.

(via polaris-incognito)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(via polaris-incognito)

suicideblonde:

Marion Cotillard at the Cannes Film Festival photocall for Blood Ties, May 20th

(via fag-patrol)

(via deathrite-silverheart159)

(via meereeneseknot)

Titles are difficult

Danny/Long Island/18