May 2013
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
267349:
I don’t get why some atheists find the need to get upset at people when they say that they are praying for a cause. Like, why are you so mad? Someone praying about something has nothing to do with you.
andrewhussiesbosom:
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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