abhortion: movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
johnfkennedy: she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
267349: I don’t get why some atheists find the need to get upset at people when they say that they are praying for a cause. Like, why are you so mad? Someone praying about something has nothing to do with you.
andrewhussiesbosom: if you nice to me then I’ll but if you give me shit Imma
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference