danvasek: bronarchist: The fuck is going on? just saw it last night, what a good mindfuck that’s seriously my new favorite movie.
I act like an asshole, and I don’t like myself.
what’s the difference between jelly and jam?
staysillay: uselesswithoutyou: i can’t jelly my dick down your throat. OMFG NATE AND ZACK WHAT.
i wish school started this late every day.
i’m not tired.
‘What are you doing, Arthur?’ he asked quietly Arthur looked up with. He...– The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via emmettmaloney)
I don’t know. I grew up watching a bunch of movies, and being only one of two males in my house, they usually wound up being romantic comedies picked by my mom. So, I grew up thinking that that’s what life’s all about, and that love is what you strive for. But after seeing my parents hate each other more and more every year, which led to my dad moving out, I’m not even sure...
i just installed google chrome
and found an addon that makes it snow on every website. this is the best thing to ever happen to the internet.
I feel like everyone else on Tumblr is best...
poop back and forth. forever.
thisishigh: Your Hand In Mine - Explosions in...
Plant your hope with good seeds, don’t bury yourself with thistle and weeds.
i just made two posts
and they were lame jokes involving my irish heritage, and the lack of alcohol in my system. my bad. i deleted them, because they were really stupid.