Anonymous asked: boxers briefs or thongs?
Let's play the awkward game via ask box
Nothing is off-limits. If you can put something in my ask box that makes me so uncomfortable that I won’t answer, you win the game.
m0uthstrappedinstatic: “Why can’t a heterosexual guy, Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly. Not all the time, obviously, just when he’s got a problem with his self esteem. Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable. Because you’re bumpable. Well, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.” bret, you’ve got it going on.
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
winkstoto: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
yourtruthplusmine: I said it’s hot outside let...
i was cold today.
that hasn’t happened in a week.
Back From Florida
anotherdayanothervendetta: and already want to get the fuck out of this place.
whatholdsusdown: When they come for me I’ll be sitting on my desk with a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet-proof vest; singing, “My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you’re gonna die by the end of the night.”
letsstaysilly: bonniesmalll: HARRY...
Send me a:
haveafuckingheart: lieinrhythm: T, and I’ll tell you something true about me. S,and I’ll tell you a secret about me. W,and I’ll tell you one of my weaknesses. H,and I’ll tell you something that makes me happy. M, and I’ll tell you something that makes me mad. L, and I’ll tell you something that I love. O, and I’ll tell you something that turns me on. can someone do this please one...
hey everyone, FUCKING CHEER UP
Anonymous asked: your penis goes in my urethra. the urethra of my penis.
Anonymous asked: i would love to date you i think your adorable and even though you get really hyper i think its really cute and i think youd be a good boyfriend i wish i would get to know you better
Anonymous asked: please fuck my dick with your dick
manderhassett asked: HI DANNY :) How was your day?! I like your blog I think its really funny :D
Anonymous asked: since you would know...do gingers have souls?
so ask me something. unless you don't want to.... →
i stay home to do homework, and i still DON'T DO...
soulmeetsbodyy-: What Dubstep sounds like to...
Bold what applies to you →
drinksometea: I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free....
I was listening to dubstep last night, and it was like a swashbuckling adventure on the seven seas in zero gravity.
whatholdsusdown: dannywillis: I don’t think I would have made such a fool out of myself if it wasn’t for my stupid fucking superhero pajamas. you know, i was kinda feeling them at the time. they went with the mood true. i also did a pretty good job of making a fool of myself by rolling around on the floor. the pajamas just added to it. lol
I don’t think I would have made such a fool out of myself if it wasn’t for my stupid fucking superhero pajamas.
You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Bioshock...
olszewski: thegossipgamer: Girl scout cookies > Adam. In my opinion, at least. So hard… to choose!
Hey, Emmett, next time you go cut yourself can you draw me a picture on your...– and you guys wonder why I don’t like my grade. (via emmettmaloney)