June 2012
Watchhardsunshine:
Godzilla Wednesday.
2 tags
i guess now was a bad time to start listening to...
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
parents: no
Me on the phone with my parent
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: bye
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
hardsunshine:
this girl in my grade had a baby this year and whenever i see her posting awkward selfies I just want to comment on them saying DAM U A MILFFF but that would obviously be inappropriate.
DOITDOITDOITDOIT
You know what drives me nuts?
hardsunshine:
dappertea:
When people say “could of.” It’s “could have.” It is not that hard.
could’ve*
How to pronounce ‘GIF’ →
lisola:
kiddblink:
thegoodsonisbad:
vicsagelivesforever:
docgelegentlich:
mathesar:
dederants:
inky:
Let’s settle this debate.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MERRIAM-WEBSTER?!?!?!?!
well i guess that’s that
oh
Yes okay I will always pronounce GIF this way now.
wow, you learn something new every day
good to know
oh my god I laughed so hard
Watch
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
