hardsunshine: Godzilla Wednesday.
i guess now was a bad time to start listening to...
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
Me on the phone with my parent
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
hardsunshine: this girl in my grade had a baby this year and whenever i see her posting awkward selfies I just want to comment on them saying DAM U A MILFFF but that would obviously be inappropriate. DOITDOITDOITDOIT
You know what drives me nuts?
hardsunshine: dappertea: When people say “could of.” It’s “could have.” It is not that hard. could’ve*
How to pronounce ‘GIF’ →
lisola: kiddblink: thegoodsonisbad: vicsagelivesforever: docgelegentlich: mathesar: dederants: inky: Let’s settle this debate. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MERRIAM-WEBSTER?!?!?!?! well i guess that’s that oh Yes okay I will always pronounce GIF this way now. wow, you learn something new every day good to know oh my god I laughed so hard
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors