foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
mitt romney: jobs
crowd roars with cheers
tumblrofthrones: Tumblr needs coding so that before any new post tagged “Game of Thrones” will go through, this message pops up: Yes, Theon is Lily Allen’s little brother. Yes, Sean Bean does die a lot in movies. How bout that. Yes, Jaime Lannister looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 2. And no, Game of Thrones isn’t porn but that’s a very clever joke. Are you sure you still want to post...
simplewhitebitch: “i have a plan to create 12 million new jobs” you know when u were in middle school/high school and u would run for student government and u were like i have a plan for u all to get free food from the vending machine that’s what this is like
dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
barackobama: paulyoptosaurus: notbolin: it’s 2012 and I still can’t lay on my side with headphones in god damnit obama I will punch you in the mouth don’t you test me again Paulyoptosaurus.
gabesaportaspenis: just imagine how long it must take a giraffe to throw up
you got something on your butt my eyes
i always get mad at myself for not talking to people but when i talk to people i get mad at myself because i dont know how to talk to people
wvnderbar: having cereal for dinner had ice cream for breakfast all those dreams we had as kids become symptoms of clinical depression now
nostalgiaultra: basednigel: did people even have “awkward situations” before 1994 the Cold War
jzul: centipedes????? in MY vagina?????
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
princessclouddyl: crewnex: obama means family obama means nobody gets left behind
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get?...