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your heroic US military
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The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.
Smile on, girl. Smile on.
Read the story HERE.
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the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
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college should be $25
i flirt by liking your selfies and posting about things i know you like when i think you’re online
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
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